RIP Oprah
Your critical thinking and problem solving skills will be sorely missed. I will always remember our fireside chats, and the way you would look into my eyes. You had a rough childhood, but you learned to overcome your challenges and thrive in this modern world. You successfully transitioned to Fish Heaven last night, where there is nothing but fresh flowing water and tons of food floating on the surface-- and you can never overeat.

I'm never owning fish again.